Comedy Illustrated

Laughter is good for the soul. No, no wait. Laughter is good for the body and soul, and no one knows that better than those artists who ply their talents in an industry that continues to generate guffaws, chuckles, smiles, or just a confirming nod that itself says, “I get it.” Enter the cartoonists.

            On April 20, the Mattapoisett Council on Aging hosted an hour-long conversation with award-winning cartoonist Rick Stromoski, whose view of the human condition and all its really humorous pratfalls was as delicious as it can get outside a bakery shop.

            Stromoski had a dream. He wanted to draw and tell funny stories through his artwork. He was enraptured by Charles Schulz and thrilled by what he eagerly consumed from MAD magazine as a youth, but it was a grade-school teacher who really helped Stromoski explore the depth of his burgeoning talent. The teacher made a deal with the young Stromoski: If he did his schoolwork and kept his grades up, she’d allow him free time to draw. He had to keep a B-average. He scored an A. BINGO!

            But when it came to moving on into the higher-education phase of life, college was not for Stromoski. Coming from a family of 12 children, tuition for college was out of the question anyway.

            “I studied everything from books and artist’s magazines,” he said. “(MAD magazine) had no sacred cows, everything was on the plate. There were about 12 artists, and they were all my heroes.” He said each artist had their own style, thus he learned a variety of techniques and methods for not only drawing comic pieces but finding the humor to deliver it in his own way to the public.

            “Ideas come from first and foremost focusing on one thing, (such as) word play, drawing cliches … cartoonists tell stories with or without words.”

            Stromoski is the creator of the popular strip “Soup to Nutz.” He explained the process for submitting cartoons to publishers and newspaper syndicates and the thrill of receiving his first paycheck, the princely sum of 7 dollars. But that didn’t matter, he was doing what he believes he was always meant to do, create humor out of everyday life.

            Like so many who have gone before him, Stromoski gets his best ideas from his own, rather large family. “Dinnertime in a family of twelve is like a zebra running on the Serengeti!” he said.

The tools of his trade may have changed over the decades, but the origin of humor remains much the same – people.

            Today, instead of drawing on paper using inks and colored pencils, Stromoski uses digital software. “It’s an amazing tool,” he said, explaining that using a touchpad is much like traditional drawing methods, only more forgiving. “It’s improved production.”

            There is a major downside, however. “We don’t produce original works of art,” he said. Today, drawings done by famous cartoonists can earn vast sums, but the art market is a fickle creature. “People don’t really buy that much anymore.”

            What has happened with the advent of computer graphics is the speed with which cartoons can be created, freeing up artists to do other artistic pursuits. For Stromoski, that is producing graphic novels.

            This genre of publication is on the rise and is giving cartoonists a new place to create, not only the single-pane gag but full, two-page spreads with a story line that captures the attention of the young and or the young at heart. It is also saving careers.

            Stromoski lamented the slow death of print media at not only killing off news, especially at the local level, but also the outlet by which cartoonists reached an audience. But the graphic novel is filling that void. Where his comic strip “Soup to Nutz” enjoyed 18 years entertaining its followers, now through the graphic-novel format Schnozzer and Tatertoes have come alive.

            He said the target age for his graphic novels is the six to nine-year-old camp, but I reckon anyone who likes the silly, weird or just plain funny stuff will want to tag along with these characters as they (as his promotional material asserts) “… TAKE A HIKE … an epic journey as they encounter killer bees, quicksand, angry bears and even nose spiders (Sterling Publishing Company, Incorporated 2023.)” To learn more, visit rickstromoski.com.

By Marilou Newell

Machacam Club

The next meeting of the Machacam Club is scheduled for Wednesday, May 3. We meet at the American Legion Eastman Post on Depot Street. Doors open at 5 pm for social time followed by dinner at 6 pm. Our speaker program begins at 6:45. Colby will be preparing a filling and delicious meal. New members are always welcome. Please contact Chuck at cwmccullough@comcast.net with questions.

Mattapoisett Candidates’ Night

The League of Women of South Coast is hosting a Candidates’ Night at Old Hammondtown School on Wednesday, May 3 from 6:30 to 8:30 pm.  Don Cuddy will act as Moderator for the event.

            All candidates running for Town Offices have been invited to participate in the event.  There will be three components to Candidates’ Night:

            1. Meeting the candidates:  Candidates running unopposed will have 5 minutes to introduce themselves, give a brief overview of their qualifications, why they would be a “good fit” for the position, and their understanding of the scope of the office they are seeking.

            2. Debates:  Candidates running contested races will be given the opportunity, in debate form, to explain their qualifications and lay out their understanding of the scope of the office they are seeking.  Debates will be in accordance with League of Women Voters debate guidelines, e.g., “no empty chair” or proxy for a candidate.

            3.  Review of the Town Warrant by Mike Lorenco, Town Administrator.

Birthday Parties at the MAC

The Marion Art Center’s Arts & Crafts instructor Aylin Cetik is offering birthday parties in the MAC Studio. Parties for ages 4 and up will be scheduled on Saturdays and Sundays, with 15-20 minutes reserved at the end of the party for a sweet treat. Available times are 10 am-11:30 am or 1:00 pm-2:30 pm. Suggested party themes include: mermaids, fairies, outer space, pirates, art & science or custom. The cost is $275 for up to ten guests, and $15 for each additional child with a maximum of 15 children. Add-on options include outdoor lawn games, or other activities by request, for an additional fee. For more information and to inquire about dates, email aylincetik@gmail.com.

Perry Back in Saddle

Marion Harbormaster Isaac Perry made his first appearance before the Marion Resources Commission since he recovered from a winter back surgery. Perry began with “a huge thank you to Adam (Murphy) and Dave (Wilson) for keeping the ball rolling while I was out.

            “(Their efforts) really made the transition from surgery and recovery back to working quite a bit easier than I thought it was going to be,” said Perry.

            Perry’s summary of Harbor Management and Capital Projects included a report that the town had collected $121,000 in revenue as of the MRC’s April 17 public meeting and estimated that with fee increases, there is another $400,000 left to collect.

            The Marine Center, he said, will be on the Special Fall Town Meeting warrant. The town hopes to get it out to bid sometime in the summer, at which point Marion will have concrete numbers to put before voters.

            Deputy Harbormaster/Shellfish Officer Adam Murphy is taking a conservative stance this year on oysters.

            After reporting that shellfish is coming in for propagation specific to what is owed to Marion, he told the MRC he is not doing oysters, noting that Tabor Academy still has 150,000 continuing to grow, MRC member Scott Cowell asked Murphy about buying scallop seed.

            Murphy said he has not.

            “My goal would be to meet with the town administration and figure out, one, the propagation permits and the fees and where all the money’s going and work to figure out what we can spend on buying larger seed so that we can put out,” he said. “It costs more money to buy it, but I’d like to not waste money on smaller seed or scallops or oysters, whatever we decide, and use the money that we’re generating for propagation and actually buy the animals larger that we can put out with a better survivability and more of an abundance.

            “So instead of just throwing money away, if you will, I figured we’d take a step back this year and figure out how many permits we’re selling and kind of study it a little bit, figure out what kind of revenue we’re bringing in, and then figure out what’s the best course of action as far as spending that money on what’s appropriate for the community.”

            “You should start looking,” said Cowell, “because they usually don’t become available until back of July.”

            “I’ve got to figure out how much money we can spend,” said Murphy. “We have $6,000 that we usually spend, so we have the up-waller, we have the quahog seed coming, but like I said, I didn’t want to buy oyster seed just to spend the money. We’re walking across oysters at this point.”

            MRC Chairman Vin Malkoski referenced the winter appearance of Finance Director Judy Mooney and suggested it’s time to revisit the subject of indirect expenses, especially with the new revenue resulting from increased fees.

            MRC member Peter Borsari addressed the controversial matter of indirect costs to the Harbormaster Department, asserting that the town unfairly holds down the Waterways Account.

            Malkoski acknowledged that the town can legally take 50% of excise taxes. “But where it gets fuzzy,” he said, “is the discussions we had about the dinghy slips because those are bottom-anchored. And some of the other things where money’s being withdrawn that again, we contend. … Where that money comes from is part of the discussion.”

            “We were told that the money never left,” said Borsari.

            “That reality is, it’s not in the Waterways Account, and it’s being shown on the town record as being used for these other purposes,” said Malkoski.

            “A portion of the indirects are costs that are generated by the (Harbormaster) Department,” said Perry, rattling off insurance policies, fuel and electricity as examples.

            Borsari insisted he had been instructed that those monies are not taken away from the Waterways Account and said the matter remains confusing.

            Murphy clarified that he had spoken on the matter at the MRC’s last meeting and said he is still seeking answers “on where, why, when and how” of indirect costs that also left him confused.

            The dinghy dock revenues of $48,000, said Murphy, go into the general fund rather than the Waterways Account. “But the Waterways (Account) is supporting that through our budget to maintain it, so there’s a lot of things on there that I don’t think the town understands what goes into supporting that general-fund money.”

            Murphy suggested it’s the MRC’s mission to make the town understand the Harbormaster Department’s plight.

            “The floats in particular, that’s a 10-A permit, all day just like anyone’s mooring permit out there. There’s no difference,” said Perry. “So how that revenue goes toward the General Fund versus the Waterways Account is beyond me. I know the Finance director is going to look into that. That’s another thing we have to make sure of because, like you said, that’s a big chunk of change.”

            Vice Chairman Greg Houdelette noted that the FY24 budget has been finalized for the May 8 Town Meeting, so there is no great rush to iron out the matter.

            “Let me be clear, none of us are suggesting that the money is going someplace it shouldn’t go. It’s being used (by the town),” said Malkoski, who also noted that by state law, the harbor cannot serve as a profit source for the town.

            Cowell finds it unacceptable that the three-person Harbormaster Department is hired at will and is not under contract like every other department head. Police reform has complicated their roles.

            MRC member Cheryl Souza suggested the commissioners can appropriately plan a course of action once it’s known how things will shake out from the Police Department side of the matter.

            Perry also reported that he anticipated Tabor Academy’s “day of service” to yield assistance in preparing boats for community service and plans to freshen up Island Wharf. Floats, he said, would be in the water two to three weeks behind last year’s schedule but in time for most boaters who arrive near the end of May and the beginning of June. Channel markers were expected over the final two weeks of April.

            The Department of Public Works and the Water Dept, said Perry, will help the Harbormaster Department replace the sewer line at Island Wharf.

            The sea wall at Island Wharf requires the filing of a Request for Determination of Applicability with the Conservation Commission. Conservation Agent Doug Guey-Lee assisted in the preparation of the application.

            The new motor purchased through grant funding last year has been installed in the pump-out boat.

            “Big thanks to (Murphy and Wilson) keeping the lights on while I was away,” said Perry.

            The next meeting of the Marine Resources Commission is scheduled for Monday, May 15, at 7:00 pm.

Marion Marine Resources Commission

By Mick Colageo

Applications Need Sprucing

The Rochester Planning Board critically reviewed rather than approved the projects they were presented on Tuesday night.

            The panel started with informal discussions over site plans for a marijuana retail establishment on Cranberry Highway and a native tree and wildflowers nursery at 157 Vaughn Hill Road.

            Megan’s Organic Market, the marijuana retail facility, will be located at 621 County Road and will be one of two stores on a 7,500 square-foot pad. It will include 44 parking spaces, a front entrance for customers and a rear entrance for deliveries, and all drainage will be underground, said project representative Phil Cordeiro.

            Board member Ben Bailey expressed concern that the marijuana shop, according to the measurement scale on the informal plan, might sit less than 500 feet away from a daycare center, which state law forbids. Board Chairman Arnold Johnson instructed Cordeiro to return with the list of waivers being requested on the project’s formal application.

            Charles Anderson said he and his wife Jennifer are from Virginia, where their nursery business started, and have recently moved to Mattapoisett. “Tree Talk Natives” on Vaughn Hill Road is his wife’s creation. On 2½ acres will sit an 8×10-foot shed, a parking area and strips of land for the trees and shrubs that will be grown in large pots. “We grow everything from seedlings,” he said.

            Board members criticized the plan the Andersons presented as not being as detailed as the panel needs them to be for a firm, formal decision. They even criticized the list of waivers presented as too vague.

            The Andersons said they were trying to avoid the huge expense of an engineered plan but agreed to create a more formal, detailed layout plan and return with it with their formal application.

            Next, the board reviewed the draft decision to approve a canopied, solar-energy array at Rochester Memorial School. Here, too, the panel stopped short of voting a decision.

            Project representatives asked if the screening of the site from abutters had to be completed by the time construction started. The board responded pointedly that this was, indeed, an important requirement. “With every one of our solar projects,” Johnson said, “we’ve required building the screen first. We’ve never wavered from that.”

            The ensuing discussion also revealed the construction may still be ongoing when the 2023-24 school year begins in September.

            The board said that means more revisions to the draft plan. A life safety plan must now be included. Johnson said that plan will be added, “Then maybe we can bring this to a vote.”

            Next, the board reviewed a complaint from Conservation Commission member William Clapp that when he met with the board on November 16 seeking approval of two 1-1 lots, he was wronged when Johnson said his lots “don’t pass muster.”

            It made him consider spending money on his plans on the assumption Johnson was right. Clapp asked for Johnson’s apology for being wrong about his lots. He recently told The Wanderer he would go to the Ethics Commission if he did not receive that apology. “If I took his advice,” Clapp said, “I would have lost out on developing a second lot that would have caused me a financial hardship.”

            Johnson apologized, but Bailey added that the Planning Board did approve Clapp’s lots that night and asserted that Clapp would have had no loss to take to an Ethics-based lawsuit. “If you made a financial decision based on a rumor, that’s on you,” said Bailey.

            Clapp said he was satisfied.

            The next meeting of the Rochester Planning Board was not announced upon adjournment.

Rochester Planning Board

By Michael J. DeCicco

Mattapoisett Library May Events

Visit the library to enjoy a classic film on Friday, May 5 at 1:00 p.m. in the Community Room. Check our website for details on the film. This is the start of a new film club that will meet the first Friday of the month, schedule permitting. Enjoy some free popcorn while you watch. No registration is necessary.

            Join the Sustainability Partnership for an informative presentation on native trees, featuring Jennifer Anderson of Tree Talk Natives on Saturday, May 6 at 10:00 am. Learn about native plants, what they are and why people are seeking them out as part of their home landscapes. She also will discuss invasive plants and why they are damaging to our ecosystem and native plant choices to replace invasive plants. For more information, see www.treetalknatives.com.

            The Mattapoisett Sustainability Partnership is a group dedicated to promoting sustainable living in the community. To be a part of this group, stop in to a meeting or email mfpl@sailsinc.org to get more information.

            For more information about these events, call the library at 508.758.4171 or email to jjones@sailsinc.org. Check the library’s events calendar for more upcoming programs and book discussions.

Upcoming Events at the Elizabeth Taber Library

Coping with the Loss of a Pet Program Thursday April 27, 6:30 to 7:30 – Join us in welcoming Susan Holt, DVM, and Veterinary Chaplain Kelly Drescher Johnson, B.A., M.Div., to speak about coping with the loss of a pet and provide helpful strategies and resources for people mourning an animal companion. Local pet photographer Jennifer Carroll will discuss her involvement with The Tilly Project, an end-of life pet photography network which connects pet owners with photographers and provides supportive resources for photography, anticipatory grief and pet loss. Admission is free. Seating is limited, so please call to register or sign up at the library.

            For more information on the Elizabeth Taber Library, visit us at www.ElizabethTaberLibrary.org or call us at 508-748-1252

One Vote to Decide Green Communities, Stretch Code

            The Rochester Select Board made a significant, last-minute change to the Annual Town Meeting warrant, as they reviewed the draft articles on Monday night. The board followed member Brad Morse’s recommendation to combine all the measures on the warrant related to withdrawing from being a designated Green Community into one article.

            Article 29 proposed rescinding the Town Meeting’s previous vote to adopt the Stretch energy codes that tighten the base building codes in the name of more energy-efficient construction but are an expensive part of being a Green Community.

            Morse said he wanted to rescind the town’s Stretch codes and withdraw from the Green Communities program in one article. Town Administrator Glenn Cannon said he felt the town should rescind the code itself first. Morse wondered aloud what would happen if one article passes and the other article fails. This is the better way, Morse said, and the board agreed, combining both measures into one article.

            As the Select Board and the Finance Committee voted to recommend the warrant articles, their discussion revealed that another highlight will be a move to change the town clerk’s position from elected to appointed.

            Select Board member Paul Ciaburri asked if the town would be able to go back to an elected town clerk if it so chose after the Town Meeting vote. Town Clerk Paul Dawson, attending the meeting remotely on Zoom, said he did not know, and the town would have to refer the question to Town Counsel.

            Discussion of Article 4, the FY2024 budget, featured Select Board member Brad Morse questioning why an executive assistant was being upgraded to a higher salary. He said this is a position under the Select Board office’s jurisdiction and the board should have been a part of the personnel decision. Both the Select Board and the Finance Committee approved this article but hinted they may re-address this concern at Town Meeting.

            The town will be asked to fund $100,000 for the first year of a reconstruction plan for Old Colony Regional Vocational-Technical High School. An article to fund a new storage shed for the Highway Department will be removed, as will a move to purchase 15 acres of land on Mendell Road, a measure tied to plans to build a new fire station.

            In his report following the review, Cannon announced that childcare services will be available at Rochester Memorial School during the Town Meeting, which is scheduled for Monday, May 22.

            In other action, the board approved Police Chief Robert Small’s recommendation to appoint Daniel Allende, a resident of Fairhaven, as a new part-time Rochester Police officer, and it reappointed Sharon Cruz to the Old Colony School Committee.

            The Select Board then approved raising building inspection fees and instituting new ground-mounted, solar-project inspection fees. Prior to this vote, Cannon revealed the state of these fees last July was the reason a town building commissioner resigned quickly after taking the job last summer. “The building commissioner resigned because we hadn’t raised our inspection fees and pay in seven years,” Cannon said. “We lost a good building inspector because of this.”

            As recommended by current Building Commissioner Paul Boucher, the building inspection fee will climb from $25 to $50. The new fees for ground-mounted, solar-project inspections will be $12 per 1,000 square feet of a building and $6 per 1,000 square feet of electrical work.

            Next, the panel approved Rochester Country Fair president Kelly Sullivan-Morgado’s recommendation that structures and other property remaining at the Country Fairgrounds on Pine Street all be declared surplus.

            “We’ve closed the fair,” Sullivan-Morgado said with some regret in her voice. “I had to list all of the fair’s assets. It was a large list I had to narrow down to small.”

            She said the Select Board must vote what to do with all or most of it. The ensuing discussion revealed that sheds on the site that were donated by private parties will go back to those people. The Fair Committee will donate a tractor and a monitoring board to the Westport Fair. Money in the town’s Fair Account totaling $18,000 will likely be dispersed as scholarships. The town owns three box trailers at the site. These are among the items that will be declared surplus for Cannon to dispose as he sees fit.

            For the rest of these surplus items, Sullivan-Morgado said, “we’ll soon get a big dumpster down there.”

            The Select Board then appointed a Steering Committee for the new Master Plan project. These members will be: Arnie Johnson and Nancy Durfee to focus on Land Use; Brad Morse, Economic Development; Matthew Monteiro, Historic and Land Trust; Andrew Daniel, Services and Facilities; Jeff Eldridge, Transportation; David Hughes, Open Space and Recreation; and Jordan Latham, Natural and Cultural Resources.

            The board will next meet on Monday, May 1, at 6:00 pm at Town Hall, 1 Constitution Way, for an agenda that will include signing the warrant for Town Meeting.

Rochester Select Board

By Michael J. DeCicco

Tabor Students Enjoy Clear Day

            Nature hides in plain sight and when discovered, brings unexpected rewards.

            That was the collective sentiment on April 19 when approximately 20 students and three staff from Tabor Academy joined the Mattapoisett Land Trust as volunteers to help clean out a new walking trail on a parcel of land acquired last year by the MLT.

            The contingent heard from the Mike Huguenin before splitting up into groups on a trail that needed stumps pulled, protruding limbs clipped and many drum-sized segments of a tree chain-sawn by Paul Osenkowski carried to wet areas for strategic placement ensuring the continuation of the new walking trail.

            “I think I needed this break from coursework and everything,” said Fred Lin, an 18-year-old junior from Dalian, China who was working alongside 15-year-old sophomore Carl Qiu of Beijing.

            “This is a pretty cool experience for us, to explore the nature,” said Qiu, for whom the experience was not a regular part of growing up. “Not really, because in Beijing, it’s more like an urban place. It’s a pretty special experience to, like, do something like this in a school day.”

            “It’s kind of like needed in a way. It’s very … therapeutic. Being outside is really nice. The weather’s good too. It’s not too hot, it’s not too cold, kind of perfect,” said Camila Diaz, a Tabor Academy junior from New Jersey. “I think this is the first one this year where we have gone out, trying to help the community in this sense. Usually, it would just be a beach cleanup nearby.”

            Diaz, who also participated when Special Olympics athletes visited the Tabor campus for activities in the fall, said even some of the classwork at Tabor takes the students outside.

            “We’ll go to the waterfront and have a look around, take some samples, things like that,” she said, noting her interest in pursuing study in environmental science.

            Freshmen Charlie Webb of Barnstable and Nick Parks of Marion worked together, yanking stumps out of the hard ground. It was their second workday of the academic year, having spent some hours in the fall on a Massachusetts potato farm.

            Both students play soccer in the fall. Webb wrestled in the winter, and Parks played hockey. Baseball and sailing divide them in the spring, but Webb wants to give hockey another try next year. “If I kept playing hockey, this would have been my 10th year. I miss it,” he said.

            According to Andrew McCain of the Tabor Admissions office, the entire student body was engaged in the spring-season service day on April 19 in various activities.

            “We’re all over the place,” said McCain, who brought a group he has worked with throughout the school year to the MLT’s path-clearing event. “Today, we’re using those groups to do community service. So it’s three faculty members here with three different groups.”

            Tabor Academy was also represented on the path by Stephanie Whitworth, Tabor’s director of Financial Aid and Coke Whitworth, Tabor’s photography teacher and boys’ basketball coach.

            The school holds two service days per academic year, one in the fall and one in the spring. On a monthly basis, students join their Tabor Experience Group for an extracurricular activity. While most students are playing sports at a competitive or recreational level, a community-service group in all three seasons serves as a cocurricular alternative.

            “Part of this was the faculty members have a relationship with community-service organizations, so we try to make that the first way to do it. Stephanie knew Mike, and Steph and I work together in the Admissions office,” explained McCain.

            The land, a priority habitat for the Eastern Box Turtle, became available after it had been owned for two decades by a couple of men who had designs on building homes there until one of them moved to Florida.

            Huguenin estimates that the property theoretically could have hosted two residential, buildable lots. He said there are “plenty of dry places” on the land but acknowledged severe financial challenges in accessing such a site and conducting infrastructural responsibilities.

            The MLT bought the 14-acre plot in 2022 for $110,000. Together with two donated acres, the 16-acre site connects to pathways previously established by the MLT and also by abutting resident Kimberly Ward, who was thrilled to participate in a clearing effort that would connect the MLT’s emerging path to one she had cut on her own property.

            While Qiu would compete later that day as a number-three doubles player on Tabor’s tennis team in a home match against Belmont Hill, Lin recently took up filming the lacrosse team.

            “I basically go to every game and I’ve got film, their highlights and clips, and then post it on Instagram and YouTube. I think that’s pretty important for the team, and also it’s a really interesting thing to do because not a lot of people are doing it. It’s a fun activity. It’s also a good chance to embrace nature,” said Lin, a soccer player who wants to attend college in the United States. “I feel the same thing when I’m managing the media site. We have two games a week, and after every game, I need to rewatch it and select the things I think deserve to be put in video use.”

            Lin wasn’t holding a camera on April 19, but he holds a memory now of an unusual day well spent.

By Mick Colageo