Turtle Knows Exactly Where She’s Going

            When the months of Spring slide along the coastline into Summer, the reptilian Snapping Turtle has risen from the muddy bottom of brackish river tributaries to journey overland to lay her eggs.

            First, the female has to meet and make love with the male turtle to fertilize her eggs. However, Mother Nature usually has already bestowed upon her a woman’s prerogative to change her mind about reproduction. If she feels in her heart that conditions are not exactly right for her eggs, she is blessed with the ability to store the male’s sperm in her reproductive organs until she feels her time is right.

            In this time of global warming and climate change, experts in scientific research have discovered that her eggs, when incubated at about 65 degrees, produce only males, at 73 degrees both male and females, and 75 degrees only females.

            Once she felt comfortable in her heart that the time and temperature were correct, she got the inner green light to head overland as far as a mile or more, as well as crossing a country road with traffic in plain view of onlookers. She may return to the same sandy hill she had used to reproduce last year.

            As in my illustration, in less than a single day she may have to lay as many as 30 to 40 eggs and use her tail to bury them in the sand out of sight of predators. All too often, they are found by hungry skunks, raccoons and crows.

            If she finds that her treasure trove has been disturbed upon her return the following year, she knows not to use it again. Once she has laid and hidden her eggs, she immediately takes off on the very same path she used to get there. All the hard work and important timing is forever finished and left behind her with her future hatchlings to fend for themselves.

            When the hatchlings are born into an ancient reptilian ritual with the classification Chelydra Serpentine, they are among the oldest creatures on the face of the earth, even before the age of the dinosaurs. They probably were among the original forms of living things that first climbed up on land from the primordial soup that produced life – like creatures out from the ocean.

            If you should see a Snapping Turtle crossing a road, please do not waylay or disturb its reproductive intentions.

            You might be a witness to Mother Nature’s ancient renewal to ensure an unbroken chain of historic evolution from your own reading and illustrated impression that my article and drawing will live in your mind as long as I have hoped for your future scientific evaluation.

By George B. Emmons

Upcoming Events at the Elizabeth Taber Library

Happy Pride!  We are celebrating June at the library with books, crafts, giveaways, and programs!  Visit the library to find LQBTQ+ centered fiction, history, poetry, essays, romances, crafts and cooking, biographies and more!

            Pride and Joy Karaoke Party Thursday June 22 from 6 to 8 pm – Join us for food, music, and fun at our Pride and Joy Karaoke Night at the library.

            Explore and Roar Summer Kick-Off Block Party – Saturday June 24 from 11 to 2 pm  – Celebrate the summer at the library with dino digs, crafts, lawn games, and a visit Dinosaurs at your Door, bringing life sized dinosaurs from 1-2 pm!  Featuring free ice cream from Oxford Creamery and science adventures with the Natural History Museum (including an inflatable right whale.)  Explore and Roar with the Library! 

            Summer Yoga on the lawn – Every Thursday starting June 29 from 9:30 to 10:30 – Elke Pierre will be leading summer yoga classes on our shady lawns Thursday morning all summer long.

            Goat Yoga – Thursday June 29 at 6 pm. Try out some yoga moves accompanied by friendly goats.  Register online or by calling the Library

            Banned Book Club June 27 at 6:30 – This month the Banned Book Club will be discussing Gender Queer by Maia Kobabe, the American Library Association most challenged and banned book of 2022-2023.

            For more information on the Elizabeth Taber Library, visit us at www.ElizabethTaberLibrary.org or call us at 508-748-1252

Mattapoisett Yacht Club Racing Results

            Tuesday Night Ensign Series on June 13, Brou Ha Ha won the night with a first and second, followed by Odyssey and Black ice.

            Wednesday night started under threatening skies but racers managed to finish before the rains came. Class A winner was Restless and Class B was Fir Na Tine

Pie and Pastry Sale

As part of the Mattapoisett Lions Club’s annual Harbor Days event, the town’s Woman’s Club’s yearly homemade Pie and Pastry Sale will be held under the Big Tent, on Saturday, July 15 from 9 am until all items are sold (which during the summer of 2022, was at 10:15 am.)

            Look for us under the Big Tent at Shipyard Park where you are guaranteed to find that a delicious selection of homemade pies, breads, muffins and cookies is waiting for you to take home with you to tickle your taste buds!  Cash or credit cards will be accepted.

            The bake sale is a rain or shine event with all proceeds benefitting the Mattapoisett Women’s Club Scholarship Fund, programs and community

CR Accepted with Conditions

            Rochester’s Conservation Commission Tuesday agreed to the much-debated proposed Conservation Restriction on 13 acres at Red Brick Farm East, contingent on the Mattapoisett Water Department abiding by the town’s requested conditions.

            The commission motioned that it would sign the CR upon receipt of a Letter of Intent stating that Mattapoisett will never develop a well on the 13 acres on Long Plain Road and the north side of Wolf Island Road in Rochester and will make every attempt to transfer the land to the Town of Rochester for $1.

            Brendan Annett of the Buzzards Bay Coalition said it was too late to put these conditions in the multitown Conservation Restriction on 241 acres of aquifer land from Acushnet to Mattapoisett that this parcel includes. The state legislature must release the funding for the CR by the end of the legislative session in June.

            Annett said the commission could sign the signature page that would only be released when the Letter of Intent regarding the concessions to Rochester is received. The commission agreed to this plan after board member Ben Bailey emphasized that the $1 purchase offer needed to be part of the letter’s language. He instructed Conservation Agent Merilee Kelly to release the signatures only when the Letter of Intent with Mattapoisett’s concessions is received, then reviewed by Rochester’s town counsel.

            When they first heard of the CR plan weeks ago, commission members complained that Rochester has lost the right to use its own water resources too many times over the decades.

            The regional agreement would give Mattapoisett the water rights to the Rochester parcel, including possibly digging up to four new wells, under a coownership agreement with the Mattapoisett Water and Sewer Authority. The commission was united in their refusal to sign the Red Brick Farms CR without more information, especially as to whether the CR can be rewritten to give Rochester rights to some of that water.

            Tuesday night, Mattapoisett Water Department representative Henri Renauld noted several points to ease Rochester’s concerns. He said none of these four wells mentioned in the agreement will be dug in Rochester, and the fact is Mattapoisett is only allowed to draw a limited amount of water from the aquifer. And it must receive the Rochester Conservation Commission’s permission to dig those wells.

            Renauld agreed to the commission’s response that these conditions be in writing. The board agreed to set a future, special, one-issue meeting to sign the signature page.

            Later in the evening, the commission approved the invoice that will give the Buzzards Bay Coalition the $70,000 grant funds the town received for the Red Brick Farm Conservation Restriction. But it voted to not release the check until the Letter of Intent from Mattapoisett is received.

            The commission began the meeting by approving the Certificate of Compliance for the completed plan to build a single-family home with septic system, well and lawn at 69 Paradise Lane, after Kelly reported no problems with inspection of the site.

            Lastly, the board received good news regarding the 89 Box Turtle Drive dispute over owner Doug Rose clearing land there too close to wetlands without a permit over a year ago.

            Rose’s attorney, Timothy Angley, told the board his client’s engineering consultant has been fired because he was dragging his feet on completing the plans the commission was seeking. A new engineer, Brad Holmes of ERC in Plymouth, has been hired and will deliver new plans to the board soon.

            The board asked that the owner’s no-trespassing order be lifted to allow a site visit. Angley agreed that these visits could happen as soon as Thursday, June 22.

            The commission set its summer-schedule meetings for Tuesday, July 18, and Tuesday, August 15, at 7:00 pm at Town Hall, 1 Constitution Way.

Rochester Conservation Commission

By Michael J. DeCicco

A June Walk … Down the Aisle

            June is the traditional time for weddings. The month was named after the goddess Juno, who was the protector of women. Thankfully, women have come a long way since the goddess held sway. Still, June is a very popular time when a bride and her mother’s months of planning – grooms have no say in the matter – come to fruition.

            There was a time when all the preparation and the result was paid for by the father, but I’m not so sure that is the case anymore. It could be that mom and dad share the cost or the bride and groom foot the bill. It has been a while since I had anything to do with weddings. In fact, it may be that the bride and groom handle the whole affair, so I profess complete ignorance on the matter.

            I do know that a wedding can be a simple gathering on a sandy beach or a formal affair in a house of worship with a fancy reception in a grand ballroom or a country club, the latter where my betrothed and I tied the knot and partied after.

            It was the hottest day of the summer. The church had no air conditioning. I was sweltering as were the priest and the monsignor … a golfing buddy of my bride’s father. My best man’s glasses fell off, my bride was beaming, and all went off according to plan.

            The reception was a typical affair, a grand family reunion of aunts, uncles, cousins, friends, parents and grandparents. I had my photograph taken with more babies than a politician at a campaign rally. My future brother-in-law got free drinks while the bartender tried to make me pay! I informed him that the tuxedo made me, the groom, entitled to special privileges.

            Six months later my wife’s sister got married … same church, same country club, same people … during a blizzard, and the same bartender made me pay for my drinks. That marriage lasted seven years, we’re on our 53rd. The moral is don’t get married in a blizzard.

            Strange things have been known to happen at weddings. At one we attended, when the organist started playing “Here comes the bride,” in marched a friendly dog prancing down the aisle to the delight of the guests. At another, an outdoor wedding, the family dog was an honored participant escorting the bride and dutifully standing beside the groom during the ceremony. I don’t know if he was the canine of the bride or the groom’s best hound.

            The strangest weddings I have attended were at a high school where I taught. Each June the Home and Consumer Sciences Department (formerly known as Home Economics) staged one in the auditorium in front of the whole school as part of the curriculum. The students eagerly looked forward to them, the faculty not so much. To the students’ regret, a honeymoon was not a part of the lesson.

            The teacher was the matchmaker, choosing the bride and groom at random from members of the senior class. They were full blown bashes with flowers and music supplied by the Music Department. The “bride” picked a white bridal gown from a collection the teacher maintained especially for this annual “lesson.” The bridesmaids sewed their own dresses in class. A local formal wear store supplied the male wedding party with tuxedos.

            The vows were administered by a senior who looked 35 with a proper middle-age paunch and a full beard. The reception was held in the cafeteria at lunch. For the entire week following, the bridal couple had to care for an animated baby doll that wet its diaper and cried at inopportune times. You can’t make this stuff up.

            By the way, the priest who married my bride and me left the church some years later, married a woman with eight kids and became a hotel manager. There must be a message in there somewhere.

            Editor’s note: Mattapoisett resident Dick Morgado is an artist and retired newspaper columnist whose musings are, after some years, back in The Wanderer under the subtitle “Thoughts on ….” Morgado’s opinions have also appeared for many years in daily newspapers around Boston.

By Dick Morgado

Summer Worship at Matt Congo

Beginning this Sunday, June 25, Sunday morning worship will move to 9 am. Beginning on July 2, the 9 am worship service will move to Reynard Hall for the summer months where it is cooler.  All are welcome at Mattapoisett Congregational Church.

MWC Taste of the Town

On Tuesday, July 11, from 5 00-6:45 pm, the Mattapoisett Woman’s Club’s will host its annual Taste of the Town event under the Lions Club’s Big White Tent in Mattapoisett’s Shipyard Park. Come, join the crowd that’s enjoying the delicious creations of local restaurants, roaming the quaint village area and discovering the historic wharves that are part of the Park.

            This rain-or-shine event features Mattapoisett’s best dining locations offering their delectable signature dishes; included are such delights as their steaming hot chowder, shrimp, sliders, mac&cheese, pizza and more. Come early for the best selection; before 6:45 pm is an optimal time. Credit, debit and PayPal available!

            The crowd pleasing Showstoppers will provide entertainment throughout the evening, so bring your blankets, beach towels and lawn chairs to enjoy a great selection of songs and music. Come sit down with us, relax, see old friends, make new ones and enjoy a beautiful evening.

            Avoid parking problems and hop the free shuttle bus service that will be running from 4:30 to 7 00 pm between the parking lots at St. Anthony’s Church, the Mattapoisett Town Beach, and Shipyard Park between 4:30 and 7:00 pm.

Academic Achievements

American International College (AIC) in Springfield, MA, has awarded degrees to 364 undergraduate, graduate and doctoral students in 2023. Congratulations to these recent graduates. The following local students have been awarded degrees from AIC:

-Michele Barry of Mattapoisett, Master of Education

-Jeanne Martins of Mattapoisett, Master of Education

-Courtney Tranfaglia of Mattapoisett, Master of Education

            Avery Coucci of Rochester, Drew Mastovsky of Marion and Gracie McCarthy of Marion have been named to the Spring 2023 Dean’s List at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. Full-time students who complete 12 or more credits per semester and earn a GPA of 3.4 or higher are placed on the Dean’s List that semester.

Dogs Posing Problem at Beach

            Marion Animal Control Officer Susan Connor appeared before the Board of Health during its June 15 public meeting to discuss a complaint she brought forward about a dog defecating at a retention-pond area near Silvershell Beach.

            As summarized by board Chairman Dr. Ed Hoffer, the location in the complaint was right next to the water, “and what can we do about it?” he asked. Hoffer’s immediate reaction was to place a sign identifying it as a “nitrogen-sensitive area” with a request to pick up after dogs, supply plastic bags at the site and “see what happens.”

            Seeking clarification and direction, Connor said it’s become difficult to enforce the bylaw stating the beach, the parking lot and the green space are all off limits to dogs during the summer months, despite the fact the regulation is posted in every area.

            “At some point, someone at the Town Hall – I don’t know who – decided to open the retention-pond area to dogs, which has always been included prior to in the off-limit area,” said Connor. “I’m happy to enforce whatever the town chooses to enforce, but it’s very difficult when people have to walk through the parking lot to access the retention-pond area. When they’re not allowed to be in the parking lot and I write a ticket, they’re very upset. I think we need to decide what area…

            “We have one of the least-restrictive leash laws in the area. I don’t know of any town that allows dogs on the beaches in the summertime, and I guess one thing would be to look at the chloroform and the counts that you’ve been taking and how they’ve changed in the past two years.”

            There is an opening cut in the fence that had never been there before, and a sitting bench has been placed.

            Connor pointed out that the retention pond is also a nesting area for many federally protected migratory birds and Terrapin turtles.

            “We have to at least meet the state guidelines and the federal guidelines,” she said. “If people are in there and their dogs are harassing endangered or migratory birds, they’re subject to those fines, which are quite hefty.”

            Board member Dr. John Howard stated, “In the interest of nitrogen, which we talk about so much now – and people say, well, I live way up in North Marion, is that really going to affect me – but if it’s a pond right down by the ocean, that fence needs to be fixed.”

            Deputy Harbormaster Adam Murphy noted that a bad reading on chloroform levels could result in closure of the beach and advised the board to take that possibility into consideration.

            “We can only police it so much,” he said.

            Board member Albie Johnson traced the interest in the retention-pond area to the cutting back of invasive plant species.

            Qualifying his statement with the disclaimer that the Board of Health may have no jurisdiction in the matter, Hoffer said the board could send the town administrator a letter strongly urging that the area and the beach property at large be declared off limits to dogs.

            Progress at 28 Pitcher Street was at a standstill as of the June 15 meeting, prompting new steps on the part of the board. The owner was to appear at the meeting but sent word he was not available and would be happy to appear at the board’s next meeting.

            “Mr. Balboni has politely been doing nothing,” said Hoffer, who suggested reinstituting the plan to issue fines. More specifically, he suggested another letter, this one stating that no progress has been made on repeated requests to move on the project and make it a habitable house, adding that unless the board sees progress, it will be instituting fines.

            “The neighbors have been going on the fact that we have been trying to do something. Unless we see visible progress prior to our next meeting, not only is he to appear, we expect to impose daily fines. … I don’t know of any statute that limits them,” said Hoffer. “We’re getting tired of sweet nothings.”

            Howard suggested finding the official order that went out via certified mail.

            In her Health Agent update, Shallyn Rodriguez discussed the monthly I/A data report.

            Johnson stated his interest in doing away with the bylaw requiring denitrification technology in any new septic installation and going back to Title 5 regulations.

            In her Health Director update, Lori Desmarais reported two cases of Lyme disease halfway through June after 14 cases in May, along with one case of anaplasmosis. She said a state-issued Summer Safety Guidance presentation would be sent out to residents in an email blast.

            Desmarais said the town has the funds in its revolving account to support a COVID-19 booster clinic but has not heard from the state as to a protocol for future vaccine distribution.

            The Marion Board of Health did not schedule its next meeting upon adjournment.

Marion Board of Health

By Mick Colageo